my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
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I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
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Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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