she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
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i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
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I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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