What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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