I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
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