Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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