Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
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being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
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She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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