Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
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