Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
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I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
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Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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