I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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