Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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