Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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