So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
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Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
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We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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