We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
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My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
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You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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