Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
Randomize
