He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
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We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
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I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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