How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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