Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
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47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
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No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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