Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
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Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
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This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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