can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
Randomize
