You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
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JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
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Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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