there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
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I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
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How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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