If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
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You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
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Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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