Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
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