sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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