Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
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I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
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We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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