I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize
