i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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