do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
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I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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