I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Randomize
