Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
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I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
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we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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