im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
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