Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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