i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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