Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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