: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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