It's Friday. Sex?
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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