Cold hands, warm shart.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Randomize
