Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
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I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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