just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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