i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
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at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
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OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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