Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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