It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
Randomize
