508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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