After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
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I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
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oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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