fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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