all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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