i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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