i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
now i know why i became what i already was.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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