Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
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Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
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That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?