They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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