Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
operation harelip BJ is a go
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
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My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
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She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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