i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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