im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
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she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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