I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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