I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
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