I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
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He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
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Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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