we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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